Suzuki Yamaguchi

First day of school in an American high school in Washington DC. The teacher introduces the new kid, Suzuki Yamaguchi from Japan to the rest of the class.

As the class start, the teacher says:”Let’s start with a small quiz in American history”.
Who said “Freedom or death?” Suddenly silence and only Suzuki raises his hand:”Patrick Henry, 1775. in Philadelphia.”

“Very good Suzuki”. And who said: “The nation is it’s people and as such can never die?”
Suzuki raises his hand again: “Abraham Lincoln, 1863, Washington.”
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The teacher looks at her students and says:”Shame on you, Suzuki is a Japanese and know American history better than you.”

A silent voice from the back of the class:”Go f*ck yourselves, sh*tty Japanese”

“Who said that!?”, yells the teacher. Suzuki raises his hand and says: “General MacArthur, 1942, Guadalcanalu, and Lee Iacocca 1982 at the Chrysler management board meeting, Detroit.”

The class is in silence and you can again hear a silent voice:”Suck my c*ck!!!”The teacher is furious:”I’ve had enough. Who said that?”

Suzuki:”Bill Clinton to Monica Levinsky, Oval Office, 1997 in Washington.”Another voice yells: “Suzuki is sh*t!”

Suzuki:”Valentino Rossi in Rio de Janeiro at the Brazil moto Grand-Prix in 2002.”

The class goes wild, the teacher starts crying, and in walks to the school Principal she said:”What the hell is going on?, I am going to quit !!

Suzuki:”Sri Mulyani, Ministry of Finance, Jakarta, Indonesia, 2010 when KPK auditors were in her office.”

Jaogot

Si Jaogot
Mansai dao sian huta LUMUT, ima inganan ni Pdt van Asselt , pola do tahe dalanan 7 ari najolo. Adong do sada tao na uli na bidang, na margoar Tao Toba. Rarak do angka huta humaliang tao i. Sada sian angka huta na di topi ni tao, maringanan do sada ripe raphon tolu anakhon nasida. JAOGOT do goar ni anak nasida na umbalga, namumur hira-hira 11 taon. Tinodoho ni si Jaogot i, ibotona na marumur 6 taon. Marumur sataon do anggina, ima na ummetmet, na sai tong dope tangking di ompaan ni inangna i maipat ari.

Menjadi Istri yang Sepadan untuk Suami

sumber:
http://female.kompas.com/read/xml/2010/04/20/13114695/Menjadi.Istri.yang.Sepadan.untuk.Suami-4

KOMPAS.com – Apa yang sejak awal menjadi bayangan Anda mengenai sebuah pernikahan? Akhir bahagia seperti yang ada di cerita-cerita dongeng? Hmm, nampaknya itu hanyalah impian saja. Jika Anda sama seperti wanita kebanyakan, Anda akan membayangkan bahwa kehidupan usai pernikahan akan sangat menyenangkan. Anda tinggal bersama orang yang Anda cintai, semua akan bahagia, dan tak ada masalah karena Anda dan dia sudah memiliki cara pikir yang sama. Tetapi, tunggu, ketika mengecek kehidupan Anda dan dia usai pernikahan, apakah berjalan persis seperti mimpi Anda itu? Rasanya tidak.

Papua MOP

Sumber:
http://www.kaskus.us/showthread.php?t=1661679

Ada pace komen satu ini, de naik bis waktu di jawa.
sekarang kernet ko mulai tagih ongkos bis.
kernet de su tagih sampe dapat ini pace, karena de takut jadi de alasan ajak bicara pace komen..
kernet : permisi mas, mas orang papua ya?
pace : iya!!
kernet : disana makan burung cendrawasih ya?
pace : iya!!
kernet : burung kasuari juga ya?
pace : iya!!
kernet : kalo burung garuda mas makan ndak?
pace : kalo pemerintah ijinkan sa lapis satu kali deng ko…

Lift Your Voice

Brooklyn Tabernacle Choir – Lift Your Voice Lyrics

Lift your voice and sing
Praises to the King
Let your worship rise
To the true Messiah
Gifts we bring
Lift your voice and sing

Trust and Obey

(1) When we walk with the Lord in the light of His Word,
What a glory He sheds on our way!
While we do His good will, He abides with us still,
And with all who will trust and obey.
Chorus:
Trust and obey, for there’s no other way
To be happy in Jesus, but to trust and obey.

Traveling with an 8- to 17-month-old

Sumber:

http://www.babycenter.com/0_traveling-with-an-8-to-17-month-old_7268.bc?print=true

Reviewed by the BabyCenter Medical Advisory Board
Last updated: June 2008

By the time your baby is 8 months old, she’s become used to her surroundings and familiar faces. Travel can disrupt her sense of security and routine, especially when visiting an unfamiliar place or meeting lots of strangers. “If your baby has to eat, sleep, and play in a way she’s not used to, she can get really cranky and difficult, and who can blame her?” says Susanne Denham, a child development psychologist and professor of psychology at George Mason University.

Traveling with a newborn to 8-month-old

Sumber:
http://www.babycenter.com/0_traveling-with-a-newborn-to-8-month-old_7157.bc?print=true

Reviewed by the BabyCenter Medical Advisory Board
Last updated: June 2008

You’ll probably want to stick pretty close to home in the first few months after your baby’s born. A new baby requires almost nonstop attention, feedings, and diaper changes, and the risk of catching something while traveling is too great. Besides, you’ll probably be exhausted.

Flashcards

Saya sudah mengupload banyak flashcard ke scribd. Silakan dilihat pada link berikut:
http://www.scribd.com/people/documents/6697170/folder/158198

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Top tips to help your baby sleep better

A bedtime routine

This may seem as a laugh when your child is newborn. And it is. But at around two months according to my experience, it is possible to get into a routine that makes your baby want to go to sleep at around the same time every night.

Depending on how much time you want to allocate to this, you could give your baby a bath and a massage or both before putting him to bed. Or you can sing lullaby or read a story.